What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:43

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Do women really cheat more than men?
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What are 10 interesting facts about you?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die