What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

How many couples swap wives?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…